| Sometimes, when I look at my
children, I say to myself ~~'Lillian,
you should have remained a virgin.' -- Lillian Carter (mother of Jimmy
Carter)
I had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in a bed, but fine against a wall.' -- Eleanor Roosevelt Last week, I stated this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister, and now wish to withdraw that statement. -- Mark Twain |
